or The Decline
                and Fall of the British University
                This year, 2007,
                marks the marks the eighth year at which I ceased
                to be a tenured lecturer in the UK, what is
                called I think, a tenured professor in the USA.
                I've never worked out whether I was, in American
                terms, an assistant professor or an associate
                professor. But it really doesn't matter, because
                today I am neither. You see I simply walked out
                and quit the job. And this is my story. If there
                is a greater significance to it than the personal
                fortunes of one man, it is because my story is
                also the story of the decline and fall of the
                British university and the corruption of the
                academic ideal . That is why this essay carries
                two titles - a personal one and a social one.
                This is because I was privileged to be part of an
                historical drama. As the Chinese say, I have
                lived in interesting times. 
                Universities are
                extraordinary institutions. They are in fact, the
                last bastions of mediaevalism left in modern
                society outside, perhaps, the church. Like
                churches they attracted a certain type of person
                who did not share the values of the commercial
                world. The oldest universities date from the
                eleventh and twelfth centuries - hundreds of
                years before the invention of the printing press.
                In an age where books were scarce, communication
                was difficult and people who could read and write
                were almost as rare as the books, it made sense
                to centralise the acquisition and dissemination
                of knowledge. If you wanted to learn, you headed
                towards where the books were and the people who
                could read them and that meant the great
                universities like Paris and Oxford. Poor
                communication, expensive reading materials and
                illiteracy were the foundation blocks for the
                universities. If today we have excellent
                communications, free online information and
                general literacy, we also have an environment in
                which the universities are struggling to maintain
                their position. That, of course, is not an
                accident. 
                My personal
                story is mixed in with the expansion of the
                university system that occurred in post-war
                Britain. Born 12 years after WWII, I was about
                six years old when the British government
                undertook one ofthe greatest and most
                far-reaching experiments in expanding
                higher-education, making it free for thousands
                and thousands of fairly ordinary people to go to
                university. This generated in turn, thousands of
                teaching posts. The next decade encompassed the
                golden years of the university; a fact I was too
                young to appreciate as a lecturer and oblivious
                to as a student. But it did. 
                My unique luck
                was to be old enough to know the system as it
                existed while I was a student and to experience
                its decline and fall while I was a lecturer. Of
                course the Internet might have posed a challenge
                to the monopoly of the universities, but really
                the whole thing began before the Internet got
                started. It began at the top from the government
                in a drive towards egalitarianism reminiscent of
                the Cultural Revolution. Like the Cultural
                Revolution it ended by inflicting misery and
                degrading everybody involved. 
                Just as the
                Cultural Revolution, the ostensible aims started
                out by sounding noble. Let us widen access to
                university and increase student choice, argued
                education ministers, and increase the
                accountability of the lecturers by introducing
                some form of assessment of teaching and research.
                The last went down very well with the general
                population because lecturers had never been too
                well regarded by the masses. All those long
                vacations and idling with books at taxpayers
                expense sat ill with many people who felt that
                lecturers should be 'exposed to the real world'.
                I was often told that as a student, and, as far
                as I could work out, the 'real world' was
                whatever they could see from the eighth floor of
                the office they worked in. The real reason, I
                suspected, was that they didn't enjoy their jobs
                too well and rather than campaign for change or
                seek alternative employment, they rejoiced
                inwardly at the thought of another bunch of
                people being forced to work under the same
                miserable conditions under which they laboured.
                The flip side of egalitarianism is envy and
                there's plenty of that to go round. 
                But the goal of
                widening access to education is a noble one and
                very much in line with the motivations of the
                post-war British governments. One way of
                implementing it would have been to investigate
                why so few students went to university, and,
                having constructed a careful social analysis, to
                have increased the percentage of entrants by
                improving the educational qualities of the
                average school leaver. Of course that's the hard
                and genuine route and it takes a generation. An
                easier way is to water down the educational
                system to a lower standard and then peg the
                university income to the number of students
                accepted while reducing the funding per head. In
                that way universities are given the happy choice
                of losing money and enforcing redundancies or
                watering down their requirements. No prizes for
                guessing which route the government took and how
                the universities responded. 
                It was in 1993
                that I experienced these changes as a
                newly-tenured lecturer. We were summoned to be
                told that the School of Computer Studies at Leeds
                was henceforth to adopt a buffet-style form of
                degree whereby students picked and mixed their
                degree studies rather than the table d'hote
                system we had used till then. This new system was
                called 'modularisation' and it represented the
                drive towards student choice desired by
                government. 
                An immediate
                casualty were some hard-core traditional CS
                modules like complexity and compiler design. Why,
                argued students, elect to study some damned hard
                subject like compiler design, when you could
                study something cool like web design and get
                better marks? So these old hard core subjects
                began to drop off. Even worse, the School
                (following the logic of the market), having seen
                that these hard core subjects were not attracting
                a following, simply dropped them from the
                curriculum. So future students who were bright
                enough to study these areas would never get the
                chance to do so. 
                After a few
                years of this system, the results percolated
                through to my office. I could see the results in
                the lecture hall, but the procession of students
                who walked into my office and said 'Dr Tarver, I
                need to do a final year project but I can't do
                any programming'... well, they are more than I
                can remember or even want to remember. And the
                thing was that the School was not in a position
                to fail these students because, crudely, we
                needed the money and if we didn't take it there
                were others who would. Hence failing students was
                frowned upon. By pre-1990 standards about 20% of
                the students should have been failed. 
                However there
                are lots of ways round this little problem. One
                of them is doctoring the marks. Except its not
                called 'doctoring' its called 'scaling' and its
                done by computer. You scale the marks until you
                get the nice binomial distribution of fails and
                firsts. You can turn a fail into a II(ii) with
                scaling. Probably you want to be generous because
                otherwise students might not elect to study your
                course next year and then your course will be
                shut down and you'll be teaching Word for
                Windows. Scaling was universal and nobody except
                the external auditors (who were lecturers who did
                the same thing themselves) got to see anything
                but the scaled marks. 
                Graduating
                computer-illiterate students who had to do a
                project in computer science was more of a
                headache. The solution was to give them some
                anodyne title that they could woffle or crib off
                other sources. It was best not to look too
                closely at these Frankensteinian efforts because
                otherwise you would see stitches where they
                lifted it off some text which you were never
                likely to find short of wiring them to the mains
                to get the truth. It was of course, a lie, but
                the cost of exposing that lie was likely to have
                ramifications beyond the individual case. Very
                few lecturers would want to stir such a hornets'
                nest or have the necessary adamantine quality to
                inflict shame upon a student whose principal
                failure was to be allowed to study for a degree
                for which he had little ability. 
                After seven
                years of the new regime, I had the opportunity to
                compare the class of 1999 with the class of 1992.
                In 1992 I set an course in Artificial
                Intelligence requiring students to solve six
                exercises, including building a Prolog
                interpreter. In 1999, six exercises had shrunk to
                one; which was a 12 line Prolog program for which
                eight weeks were allotted for students to write
                it. A special class was laid on for students to
                learn this and many attended, including students
                who had attended a course incorporating logic
                programming the previous term. It was a battle to
                get the students to do this, not least because
                two senior lecturers criticised the exercise as
                presenting too much of a challenge to the
                students. My Brazilian Ph.D. student who
                superintended some of these students, told me
                that the level of attainment of some of our
                British final year students was lower than that
                of the first year Brazilian students. 
                Now parallel
                with all this was an enormous paper trail of
                teaching audits called Teaching Quality
                Assessment. These audits were designed to fulfil
                the accountability of the lecturers by providing
                a visible proof that they were doing their job in
                the areas of teaching and (in another review)
                research. In view of the scenario described, you
                might well wonder how it is possible for such a
                calamitous decline in standards to go unremarked.
                The short answer is that, the external auditors,
                being lecturers, knew full well the pressures
                that we were facing because they were facing the
                same pressures. They rarely looked beyond the
                paperwork and the trick was to give them plenty
                of it. The important thing was that the paperwork
                had to be filled out properly and the ostensible
                measures had to be met. Students of the old
                Stalinist Russian system will know the
                techniques. Figures record yet a another
                triumphant over-fulfilment of the five-year plan
                while the peasants drop dead of starvation in the
                fields. 
                Teaching was not
                the only criterion of assessment. Research was
                another and, from the point of view of getting
                promotion, more important. Teaching being
                increasingly dreadful, research was both an
                escape ladder away from the coal face and a means
                of securing a raise. The mandarins in charge of
                education decreed that research was to be
                assessed, and that meant counting things. Quite
                what things and how wasn't too clear, but the
                general answer was that the more you wrote, the
                better you were. So lecturers began scribbling
                with the frenetic intensity of battery hens on
                overtime, producing paper after paper,
                challenging increasingly harassed librarians to
                find the space for them. New journals and
                conferences blossomed and conference hopping
                became a means to self-promotion. Little matter
                if your effort was read only by you and your
                mates. It was there and it counted. 
                Today this
                ideology is totally dominant all over the world,
                including North America. You can routinely find
                lecturers with more than a hundred published
                papers and you marvel at these paradigms of human
                creativity. These are people, you think, who are
                fit to challenge Mozart who wrote a hundred
                pieces or more of music. And then you get puzzled
                that, in this modern world, there should be so
                many Mozarts - almost one for every department. 
                The more prosaic
                truth emerges when you scan the titles of these
                epics. First, the author rarely appears alone,
                sharing space with two or three others. Often the
                collaborators are Ph.D. students who are
                routinely doing most of the spade work on some
                low grant in the hope of climbing the greasy
                pole. Dividing the number of titles by the
                author's actual contribution probably reduces
                those hundred papers to twenty-five. Then looking
                at the titles themselves, you'll see that many of
                the titles bear a striking resemblance to each
                other. 'Adaptive Mesh Analysis' reads one and 'An
                Adaptive Algorithm for Mesh Analysis' reads
                another. Dividing the total remaining by the
                average number of repetitions halves the list
                again. Mozart disappears before your very eyes. 
                But the last
                criterion is often the hardest. Is the paper
                important? Is it something people will look back
                on and say 'That was a landmark'. Applying this
                last test requires historical hindsight - not an
                easy thing. But when it is applied, very often
                the list of one hundred papers disappears
                altogether. Placed under the heat of forensic
                investigation the list finally evaporates and
                what you are left with is the empty set. 
                And this,
                really, is not a great surprise, because landmark
                papers in any discipline are few and far between.
                Mozarts are rare and to be valued, but the
                counterfeit academic Mozarts are common and a
                contributory cause to global warming and
                deforestation. The whole enterprise of counting
                publications as a means to evaluating research
                excellence is pernicious and completely absurd.
                If a 12 year-old were to write 'I fink that Enid
                Blyton iz bettern than that Emily Bronte bint cos
                she has written loads more books' then one could
                reasonably excuse the spelling as reflective of
                the stupidity of the mind that produced the
                content. What we now have in academia is a
                situation where intelligent men and women
                prostitute themselves to an ideal which no
                intelligent person could believe. In short they
                are living a lie. 
                It was living a
                lie that finally put an end to my being a
                professor. One day in 1999 I got up and faced the
                mirror and acknowledged I could not do the job
                any more. I quit; and from the day I quit, though
                things were often tough, I never experienced the
                sense of waste and futility that accompanied
                working in a British university. By stroke of
                fate, I am living only a few hundred yards from
                the institution at which I worked. Sometimes when
                walking past I see the people I worked with and
                they look old. Living a lie does that to you. 
                What does the
                future hold? More of the same I'm afraid, because
                there is little sign that government has
                recognised the damage that it has done to
                universities. Both students and lecturers have
                suffered under this new egalitarianism. The
                lecturers are confronted with a profession that
                is pressured, bureaucratic, and, at the junior
                end, highly insecure with low pay that improves
                only slowly with the years. Added to that there
                is the mountain of debt accumulated on the road
                to becoming a lecturer and the hard work needed
                to get there. So putting this all together the
                whole profession looks deeply unattractive to
                anybody with a grain of sense. Since English
                people are, on the whole, well endowed with
                sense, the consequence is that the youngest and
                smartest of our young people are moving away from
                being lecturers. The fact that a staff crisis has
                not already in full swing is due to the fact that
                universities have taken on a stream of foreign
                immigrant academics to fill in the gaps. Though
                some of these people are quite able, the language
                skills of an immigrant are on the whole worse
                than those of a native speaker. So the effects on
                the quality of teaching can only be bad. 
                Which brings us
                to the students - the supposed beneficiaries of
                this new egalitarianism. For them, the new system
                has brought debt and degree inflation, since the
                new degrees are undoubtedly not equivalent to the
                pre-1990 degrees as measures of ability and
                learning. They pay more for less quality than
                their mothers and fathers received and they have
                little contact with the lecturers because the
                lecturers are too busy filling out forms and
                chasing money. This is the Cultural Revolution of
                the new century and it has left the same
                desolation behind it. 
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